For those who played the actual game, here's a lot of inside jokes for you. We all know that DOTA is a highly strategic game, with so many heroes and skills. But who would have thought that DOTA is also a game of love? 迷蒙蒙.
So here is the whole list of DOTA heroes with what they say about love. If you can't understand, refer to their skills, what they say when you click them, or their hero description. Enjoy.
Sentinel Strength
Admiral Proudmoore: I have travelled the seven seas to find you.
Beastmaster: My love goes and comes back.
Centaur Warchief: When I hurt you, I get hurt too.
Earthshaker: The earth shakes when I'm with you.
Omniknight: I am your guardian angel.
Pandaren Brewmaster: Have one on the house.
Rogue Knight: I am strong when I’m with you.
Mountain Giant: I grow up when I’m with you.
Tauren Chieftain: The ground collapses when we dance.
Treant Protector: My love embraces you like vines.
Guardian Wisp: I can provide you 12 seconds of anywhere travelling.
Sentinel Agility
Anti-Mage: I will travel from far away for you.
Dwarven Sniper: I'm the only one who can give you a headache.
Juggernaut: You make my body spin.
Lone Druid: Hi I can be your teddy bear.
Moon Rider: I will steal the moonlight to shine your path.
Morphling: When in love, I am flexible.
Naga Siren: I will sing you a lullaby.
Phantom Lancer: Although you see many sides of me, there is only one real me.
Priestess of the Moon: My love arrow comes from far away.
Stealth Assassin: You just can’t see that I’m always with you.
Troll Warlord: You are blinded by love (for me yay)! <-- (Y)
Gyrocopter: I will make you rofl! LOL
Sentinel Intelligence
Crystal Maiden: I will save the world for you! <-- yay
Enchantress: My love is stronger the further you are.
Faerie Dragon: I will be your cannon fodder! <-- for fanyi
Holy Knight: I can heal you wherever you are.
Keeper of the Light: I will bring you to me wherever you are.
Lord of Olympia: The lightning shall be our confetti.
Prophet: I’ll come to help you, wherever you are.
Silencer: The whole world is silent when I’m with you (?)
Slayer: Only my railgun...
Storm Spirit: Zooooooooom! Hi.
Windrunner: I am teh Cupid.
Far Seer: Come back! *zip* Don’t run away! *zip*
Neutral Strength
Alchemist: Together we can improve our ‘chemistry’. 迷蒙蒙
Bristleback: Can't you see that I'm sending you love notes all the time?
Clockwerk: Stay with me! Even if it is only 3 seconds...
Dragon Knight: You’re so hot, you make me breath fire.
Magnataur: I will always rush to your arms.
Sacred Warrior: My love burns, my love heals.
Sand King: The ground trembles when we’re together.
Spiritbreaker: I will chase you down wherever you are.
Tidehunter: I make you jump, with joy.
Neutral Agility
Bounty Hunter: You are in my sight always.
Drow Ranger: I'm here, as always.
Faceless Void: Time stops when we’re together.
Geomancer: I can date you 24-7.
Lightning Revenant: Love is like a thunderstorm, it crackles with electricity.
Gorgon: Be petrified by my gaze of love!
Templar Assassin: I will appear out of nowhere as long as you call me.
Ursa Warrior (bearbear): I r cute and cuddly. Yaay. And you can call me fuzzy wuzzy.
Vengeful Spirit: I know what it feels like to be in your current situation.
Murloc Nightcrawler: Nooo don’t run away! *pounces*
Neutral Intelligence
Batrider: I will always drag you along with me. (to the mall)
Goblin Techies: You make me suicidal.
Invoker: I can conjure magic tricks!
Necro’lic: I can feel your pain, and I respond to it.
Ogre Magi: I make you lustful (for blood) OH YEAHHH (...)
Shadow Priest: You will not die when I’m with you.
Shadow Shaman: I will hold you forever
Tinker: I R FIRING MA LaZoR =.= (diao)
Tormented Soul: My world explodes for you.
Twin-Headed Dragon: Cus you’re hot then you’re cold.
Witch Doctor: My affection for you increases all the time. (diao)
Ancient Apparition: I will give your heart frostbites.
Scourge Stength
Axe: I will always call you.
Chaos Knight: In my eyes, you are always stunning.
Doom Bringer: I will set your heart on fire.
Lifestealer: I will infest your world.
Lord of Avernus: I will borrow time to be with you.
Lycanthrope: I'm your beast.
Night Stalker: The night is ours.
Pit Lord: Come with me and we can go anywhere!
Butcher: I will always pull you into my world.
Skeleton King: I will reincarnate just for you.
Slithereen Guard: Don't be so guarded against me, I'm just being friendly!
Undying: I will share my life with you.
Scourge Agility
Bloodseeker: Your blood turns me on.
Bone Fletcher: Can’t you see that I’m sending you love notes?
Broodmother: I’m pregnant.
Nerubian Assassin: Hurray! I’m a father now.
Nerubian Weaver: I will travel back in time for you.
Phantom Assassin: Have you 'missed' me yet?
Shadow Fiend: I treasure our love.
Soul Keeper: Our lives are linked together.
Spectre: I’ll find you no matter where you are.
Venomancer: I’m your poison.
Netherdrake: Don’t run away =(
Scourge Intelligence
Bane Elemental: Sweet dreams, my dear. =P
Dark Seer: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY DON’T DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Death Prophet: My soul will chase you down.
Demon Witch: random fingering ftl
Enigma: I will pull you closer to me.
Lich: I'm not as cold as it may seem.
Necrolyte: I shall be the S.
Oblivion: My life, would ‘suck’, without you!
Obsidian Destroyer: If you don't accept me, I would lock you up
Queen of Pain: I AM SCREAMING FOR YOU!!
Warlock: I will heal you only.
Shadow Demon: The world slows down when I'm with you.
Tower: I will protect you, and I want your protection.
Creeps: I will fight anyone for your sake.
Throne / Tree: When I'm gone, there's nothing left to fight for.
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