Sunday, January 30, 2011

Late post

A very late post following up what happened yesterday, which is very lol because we tried to make things interesting out of boring everyday life.
One fine morning, I overslept. Oversleeping would not be a very big problem, except that I was supposed to go to the library with weibo and dom. So I slowly took my time eating my brunch and went to the library.
(At the library)
(me uses laptop to go on msn)
wc: watcha doin.
me: having sex. o.o
wc: ooo yea. seriously. watcha doin
me: im seriously having sex. and its a threesome somemore. oh yeah.
wc: are u sleepwalking??
me: mayb im sleeptyping. nvm. im in the library. :D
wc: wad?
me: im in the library.
wc: jurong lib?
me: yeah
wc: when u going back. i wanna go too.
me: lol come now la. then we can have foursome.
wc: ooo yea. foursome in the lib. i like it.
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basically thats the convo which made wc come to join me, weibo and dom.
lets say that we played a game on my com in the library, which quoted from wc, is about 'a girl who summons balls from under her skirt.' guess what game it is!
After which we went to macdonalds to spend my discount vouchers, and to get more vouchers in the process, because the macdonald is having opening ceremony.
unglam photos shall be uploaded later. Let us assume that me and wc make a godly random joke combo, which few can match.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

church service

I went to a church service today.
Yes gasp at the previous statement. Anyways, I am not a christian, but that does not mean I cannot go to church. Went there because flatworm wanted me to, and so I went to feel the mood.
Let's say that church is quite fun, because the church I went to is a church for teenagers (heart of god), thus the entire place is very modernised and 'rock' based, so they have a band, and their hymns are changed to songs, which is a big difference from the olden type of church, where everything has that 'serious' feeling. But oh well, it's a church for teenagers, you won't be able to attract teenagers' attention. Never mind, I digress.
Feelings about the church service, the people there are very very nice guys. I believe religion does change people's personality to a nicer kind, for example warm to strangers and being friendly to this free thinker here.
Apart from that, the topic for todays service is activism, basically about how christians should actively fight for freedom, justice, etc, etc. Then at the climax of the service we have this 'newcomers should become the children of god' kind of thing, which I did not join in and convert, as expected.
Omg I sound so sian. NO IT WAS FUN OK. Although I'm not a christian, but I respect their religion, so I would participate in their fun and laughter, but I would not convert to christianity because I don't feel that I am part of the religion. So of course I loved to hang out at church services if I'm invited, but that does not mean I'm a christian.
Hurray today was fun!
And I turned on skype with wc for like 3 hours ++, consisting of random talks, stoning, asking of SAT questions (by him), discussing stuff, niaoing each other, irritating each other with annoying music (wc failed at this while i succeeded). I succeeded in annoying wc by playing the songs peacock and woohoo, and with the sound of me typing on the laptop together with the constant msn notice (there came a time when I'm communicating with 7 people online at once).
Anyways skype was fun, it can be addictive because sometimes you would rather turn it on even if there's nothing to talk about.
Random fact: My new favourite colour is light orange.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

2 polls

Going back to my 2 polls which I had put up for a while. One about which of the seven deadly sins am I most guilty of. One about which of the following affects people the most.
Ok so heres the result for the first one:
Pride
1 (9%)
Greed
0 (0%)
Lust
9 (81%)
Envy
0 (0%)
Sloth
1 (9%)
Gluttony
0 (0%)
Wrath
0 (0%)
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From the results of the poll, it can be shown that 81% of the people who voted at this poll are trolling me, and hence the results for that 81% (ie. lust) is not at all reliable and thus considered as null. (IN YOUR FACE PPL WHO VOTED LUST MUAHAHAHA)
The other 9% and 9% are quite true. I do consider myself a slacker; I might even be as slack as I'm horny, or even more slack than I'm horny. The pride part is dependent on what the subject is. Obviously I won't be proud about my maths. Anyways, ignoring trolls who used hax to vote 3 times in a roll (or maybe spammed even more times).
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Moving on to second poll, about which affects the person doing the poll the most. And here's the result:
Loneliness
4 (30%)
Sorrow
0 (0%)
Betrayal
3 (23%)
Pain
0 (0%)
Dream
1 (7%)
Fear
0 (0%)
Restriction
0 (0%)
Silence
0 (0%)
Emptiness
1 (7%)
Death
3 (23%)
Illusion
1 (7%)
Wish
0 (0%)
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The few choices with a larger percent of voters are loneliness, betrayal and death. Loneliness, can sort of guess that a lot of people dislike to be alone with no form of communication with others. True, humans live in a society, and thus they need company. Moving on, fear of death is natural, nothing much to comment. Next, affected by betrayal, not sure if they mean their feeling when being betrayed, or their feeling when betraying others. So not sure.
Random expression: This means people who did my poll would be easily affect by room 1, room 3 and room 10. If you know what I mean. haha.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Getting used to JC

Today is not really the first day of school, since JC lessons haven't start yet. But basically we went back to get used to the system and have lectures.
Maths lectures which was pretty much revision of last year's topic.
Project work = watch movie session
English diagnostic test seems ok, maybe I screwed up, since my logic was always quite weak. Though I don't really get the point of having diagnostic test the moment we came back to school.
Anyways, of course when you come back to school you must find your ex-teachers. And thus I went to find my chem, bio, ihc, english, ihe and chinese teachers. And got a lot a lot of snacks from them. ie. chocolate, more chocolate, even more chocolate, some kind of chips, small cakes.
When I find my chinese teacher something lolz always happen. And thus I'm here to write what I record again. You know the usual ppl.
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(黄老师戴着口罩出现)
我:黄老师!
黄:(惊讶)你怎么在这里?
我:怎么一开学见面你就遮着脸。
黄:我这是十分负责任。你今天怎么那么闲啊?
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(黄老师给我杏仁饼)
我:我刚才去了化学老师办公室,拿了很多巧克力和糖果。
杨:你看咯。
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杨:我现在就把你当做透明的。
我:杨老师我可是能全部记录下来的哦。
杨:(惊讶)……
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杨:(对男孩)你可以去打他的屁股(我),因为他是坏蛋。
我:……
杨:不过不要打他(YJ),他是好孩子。
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杨:看啦,南洋1点放学,你去报你的孩子读AC,1点半才下课,活该。
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(我一直自夸自己的华文)
我:好的是我的华文拿A1,更好的是我不用再上华文课了。
杨:黄老师你看,就是这种学生让我们华文老师感到很可悲。
黄:(呆呆地看我)
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黄:(对我)你这个星期很闲对不对,过来帮我们做事。(对杨老师)杨老师你有没有东西要范轶帮忙,因为我好像没有。(笑)
我:黄老师你雇佣童工是需要付钱的。
黄:你们哪里是童工?
我:我们还未成年。不过只要请我们吃东西就好了。
杨:好我下次把过期的巧克力带给你吃。
我:……
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Sunday, January 16, 2011

ISYF

Today marks the end of ISYF. Everyone is rather unwilling to say goodbye to their group members and their new friends.
ISYF is very fun and enriching, in the sense that I get to know people from different schools and countries, and also participate in discussions with nobel laureates about various scientific issues.
Also you get to go around singapore, especially to top research areas in singapore such as A STAR and NTU for tour.
And the food provided is way better than boarding school food.
The whole experience is really beneficial to me. And hopefully the people I met during ISYF would be kept in contact.
On a side note, school starts tomorrow, which is fast.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

the randomness of isyf

Due to the fact that the fanyi put on his 'random' tag (shall explain the tag system in the next blog post), and due to the fact that he only has 1 tag and thus cannot change tag during ISYF, he is extremely random during the entire ISYF, except during the talks where he forcefully hypnotised himself to be 'serious' and 'awake'.
So I stayed in the boarding school during the entire ISYF, and due to the packed schedule which only end at 10 pm everyday, it is quite hard for me to reply to calls from people. Sorry to those whom I replied late, busy.
I was assigned to group Currie (contains 12 people including me and the 2 facilitators), which I called 'curry', and the members 'curry puffs'. The members of my group is really nice, although I was quite shy during the first day, second day became better and we are now going along well (this is the 3rd day).
For example I met a girl whom I now call 'anime fangirl', because she likes shojo anime and she likes doing stuff like collecting signature from the nobel laureates. (hence the fangirl. NO PUN INTENDED SCREW)
The events everyday were quite tiring, because we need to walk to a lot of places, I might even lose more weight after ISYF. Breakfast is at boarding school, where they provided better-than-normal boarding school food because there are foreign guests.
Being to quite a number of places, such as marina barrage (went there during sabbatical already lol), singapore flier (hurray to heights), and moving from chinatown to esplanade and other places, and NTU. (NUS soon).
Being enjoying the time here, except for today because I only slept at 3 am (watching disappearance of haruhi), and woke up at 6.50 am. (Made the record of least number of hours slept since I was born)
DOING REFLECTION NOW ARGHHHH. Then I went to talk to gc about some concepts of my story which need to be made logical. Okay maybe not logical but clear.
See everyone soon.

Monday, January 10, 2011

dedicated post to gc and edward

Alchemist is sadface :)
'Ha I r charging my stun.'
'Oh no puck silenced me.'
'Oh no I stunned myself.'
'Oh no puck sheeped me.'
'Oh no I died.'
'Oh no my rapier is with magnus now.'

Thursday, January 6, 2011

poll results

So the poll results are out.
Random
1 (8%)
Chem God
1 (8%)
Too nice to people
5 (41%)
Bad influence
2 (16%)
Good influence
0 (0%)
Noob
3 (25%)
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As you can see, a great number of people feel that I'm too nice to people. Which is good and bad at the same time. And there's people thinking I'm random (fine I am in class), and chem god (there are more gods out there..).
WHAT'S WITH THOSE THINKING IM A BAD INFLUENCE NOOOOOOO.
(completely ignores those who voted me as 'noob')
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Oh ya, trying to learn to be more caring, ok more of showing to others the caring side of me, since I usually act rather spastic (very) when with people, so very few people can see my caring side.
Today spent a rather long period of time helping weibo with carrying stuff. Such as boarding mrt from clementi to boon lay, then to tampines, then back to clementi. Which is around 2 hours. Bleh my bad for forgetting about inviting people to my house, so that's the 'punishment'.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

its a journal

Due to the fact that weibo did not post anything yet, so I'm supposed to ks his post and write the lol stuff here.
The whole thing started when my chinese teacher changed her facebook relationship status to 'married'. Come on she was married long long time ago (and already had a child), then now she change her status. So I went and comment (basically means) 'your reaction too slow'. Then suddenly another chinese teacher aka midori aka her fren asked if I'm free today. Which I then asked what event there is and she asked me to do the tour around the schools heritage centre, again, but this time in english because she can handle the chinese teachers. (And she is going to treat me and weibo lunch muahaah)
So on the day of the event, which is today, me and weibo went very early (early by 3 hours), and stoned in the library, and walked around the school to see sec 1 orientation, and went to see mrs sow and mrs goh, and went to the src to see mdm xia.
Ok this is not at all interesting, screw. AnywayS, did the typical what-fanyi-does-when-doing-intro-to-strangers introduction. ie. I screwed up due to small voice and stammering.
After that (skipped lunch) we followed them to some teacher briefing so as to do translations for the teachers from china (I assume they teach chinese). So before that was translate from chinese to english, now is from english to chinese, how fun. Then during the briefing have to keep copying the acronyms for the teachers cus they dun understand, such as SMTP (I mean what's the point of knowing anyways?). Then there were certain leaks about year end bonus and stuff, and other irritating things such as SPA (Staff Performance Assessment?), which basically made me and weibo decide not to be teachers anymore..except for the bonus part.
(skipped lunch. emphasis on that part)
After they finished the briefing, and about time when I'm starting to get rather hungry, we rushed to the second floor again (the briefing place is at the SRC) to get food from mdm xia. lol food. Too bad she only had snacks. After which I started doing the typical fanyi-talks-with-teacher-he-is-familiar-with thing, and dragged a lot of time.
Then mdm xia suddenly took 1 whole box of pens and started to give me, saying stuff like ‘你们吃了东西就要把这些笔带走。’ I only heard of buy 1 get 1 free, never heard of get 1 free get another 1 free. So I just took the whole box, but I asked if there's ink or not. So, mdm xia took out pen number 1, and started writing. No ink! Mdm xia took out pen number 2, and started writing. No ink! (by that time we were laughing) Mdm xia took out pen number 3, and started writing. No ink! (lolololololololol!) Mdm xia took out pen number 4, and started writing. No ink! When we were leaving she's still trying to force out the ink. Must be because of my 衰aura which affected the whole box of pens. mmm!
Anyways got 1 free meal from midori. Shall decide on time with weibo. huh huh.

LAN

First time going to a LAN shop in my life. Very strange but yes, I've never being to a LAN shop before. ahahaha loner and innocent.
Anyways spend around 3 hours ++ there on garena (obviously dotaing), together with xb, hs, cy and sf. So it's like a 5 v 5 game with one side all knowing each other.
Then my the heroes I used for all the games are: puck, cm, puck, vs.
And we lost all of them! Hurray. Hs was so bushuang that he decided to spam play when he reach home, until 2 am. Lol.
Going back to school tmr to do some translations to new teachers who unfortunately do not understand chinese.
And I didn't even finish chapter 8.
btw thanks to my senior for enlightening us on JC stuff.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Quotes of 2010

Rather late due to the fact that I was watching a rather ecchi anime (oops), known as B Gata H Kei. But I would do this post anyways, as a celebration for the already past 2010 in class 4S1. As some may have known, I carry around a notebook (which is a NUS exercise book) with codes written on the cover page together with 'private and confidential' (which of course made people want to read the contents more). What I record in this book is (at first) stuff that I observed everyday in school and my response to it, and after which (when I got very lazy) to record lol quotes from teachers and classmates. (occasionally myself) So here is the list of quotes collected. Names of teachers are nicknamed to protect their privacy.
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"It was a fun day at school today." - cw @ maths teacher @ ending class early
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"Some people believe that 2012 is the end of the world. What is your point of view based on science of sustainability?" - random student @ 2012 @ ISYF
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"(across the room) What element has the atomic mass 39?" - cw
"PO-TA-SSIUM" - me (random quote to show my mugness)
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"okai okai (at least pronounced that way)" - dk to quieten class down
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"And thus x equals to...."
(someone burps)
(maths teacher looks amazed)
"Sounds like a frog." - lee @cw burping
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"Don't make me digress...(digresses)" - nami
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(sneezes) "Oh excuse me, I think I'm allergic to cw." - go eat @ cw
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(to cw) "Can you stop torturing caleb. Caleb can you just chase him away? Why do you have to suffer in silence?" - go eat @ cw
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"This one is very easy, you don't need to remember." - go eat @ almost every bio topic
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"You mean you don't know what PSA is?!.....stupid boy." - nami @ cw
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"Mrs Tay we need to change our clothes..." - cw
"Change here lah. You think I never see naked men before meh?" - nami
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"Edmond, I can see from here that you are sleeping with your eyes open." - lee
"I'm trying to master the art." - edmond
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"Mrs sow, so lame!" - keith
"You lame lah teach so many times still don't know." - soapy
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"Oh yeah I forgot, where is chan wei?" - go eat
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"Why the class so quiet arh? Oh chan wei is not here." - go eat
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"You look at caleb's answer, which is quite close to mine, which means my answer also very good lah." - go eat
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"老师要爆炸了。" - swang commenting on laptop battery
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"老师中毒了。" - swang commenting on laptop
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"What's so funny about that?" - cw commenting on thamsy's 感人的故事
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"老师,不要动你的老鼠。" (random inappropriate sexual slang) - thamsy
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"I know that spastic man in North Korea is being spastic. Every one two days he plays as a madman, a stupid fool, you name it." - nami @ you know who
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"And because of these technology we have to do chinese reflection on newspaper articles." - fx @ ybxd
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"梦全" - lee @ mq's new name
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"Mrs Wong where are you going?" - me @ cherry preparing to leave class 1 period earlier
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"Is it counted?" - swang
"Of course. When I mark it of course it's counted." - cherry
"Scam one." - weixiang
(cherry looked shocked)
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"I'm very hot. No pun intended." - cherry
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"When you type MILF, the first link you don't see." - nami
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"(to caleb) Stop drawing arh...(looks) what are you drawing?...Eh quite nice eh. Stop drawing!" - go eat's comment on caleb during class which is almost animeish
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"你能看小他,但是不能小看他。" - cw @ marcus (actually i think the first part should be more appropriate if is 看他小)
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"But I thought..." - cw
"You thought wrongly." - dr tan's instant pwn
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"I didn't use the pen yet, it's still a virgin." - I'm a bad influence as usual
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"Please bring a long ruler, not a wrong ruler. And some people don't even have a ruler (looks at cw), that's why they drew curves. Linear Law (lor / lol)" - lee @ cw @ his epic curve for a linear law qn
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"For this question use sine rule. Remember arh, sine rule involves sine. Some people use sine rule drop the sine completely." - lee @ sine rule
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"If your answer does not have a ln, then it is wrong." - lee @ integrating partial fractions
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"Selfish pig!" cw @ songze for not uploading ppt on wikispace
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"If you behave yourself, I will tell you a story at the end of the lesson, but if any one of you misbehaves..." (everyone stares at cw) - cherry
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"Can I do question 6 (free question)?" - thamsy
"Yes, go do." - cherry
"I'm kidding!" - thamsy
"I'm not! Go!" - cherry
"...." - thamsy
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"擦一擦你的嘴巴。骗你的。" - wong @ edmond sleeping
"我也是陪你玩的。" - edmond
"谢谢你的合作。" - wong
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(wong jumps to reach the screen, class cheers)
"谢谢,谢谢。" - wong
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"Come bryan, let's stone her. (takes soccer ball keychain and aims)" - thamsy to bryan
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"I'll give you inside info on wednesday." - cherry
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"So much time and so little men." - cherry
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"Hello people of the left, we are talking about rights now." - cherry
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"IHC, must study arh? (laughs)" - soapy
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"That's so noble, teaching for God's sake." - lee
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"Mrs Goh are you glad to see me?" - cw
".....I have mixed feelings." - go eat
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"If you have common sense, you must apply it as much as possible in higher paper." - go eat.
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"I went to his house and slept in his room." - nami talking about lee
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That's all. Maybe you remember other quotes which I forgot to write down. Btw these are for pure enjoyment, no flames or whatever bad feelings. Happy new year again!