Pokemon of the day - Gardevoir

When someone says "Pokemon Hentai", the first that pops into mind is Gardevoir. And thus today the pokemon of the day shall be one of the (probably) most controversial pokemon ever created. aka hentai girl aka pokemon trainers' wetdream aka gardevoir. Ok, going on to a brief description of gardevoir.

Gardevoir is the 334th Pokémon of the series, and the single most delicous dessert of all furfaggots. She is a Pokémon-inspired meme with high popularity on /b/ and /v/ along with various other imageboards, and is loved by many people who aren't furries. She is a widely accepted example of Rule 34.

Gardevoir has the appearance of a female humanoid. She has what appears to be a red-stained blade growing from her chest, located uncomfortably between her breasts. The purpose of the red-stained blade is unknown, but most assume it's for contrast.

It is logically assumed that Gardevoir are always female; this is of course untrue as there is evidence of male versions in existence. Also, concerning the release of Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and the newer Platinum, a male-exclusive version of Gardevoir, known as Gallade, has made its appearance. And thus people argue that all gardevoir ought to be female, since there's already a male version for the contrast. But still..

The Pokédex entries for her state that she loves her Trainer, even to the point of death, so your lonely ass might actually have a chance. Thus various desperate pokemon loners came up with all sorts of fantasies about gardevoir, and usually everything end up with hot sex.

Moving on to gardevoir's role in the game. Firstly, nobody uses gardevoir anymore, because there's something called alakazam for offensive psychic pokemon. There's something called bronzong for wall. There's something called claydol for dual screen. There's something called hypno for dual wall. So basically gardevoir fell from grace due to many other pokemon that is better. And when comparing gardevoir's ability trace, there's something called porygon 2 that can do the role better with boltbeam and recover. But actually gardevoir is a really good pokemon with good stats and movepool. Only somehow there's too much competition among fellow psychic type pokemon.

But ignoring that, gardevoir still serves as a good hentai girl o.o