Not because of the sabbatical anyways, its because after the sabbaticals, I went to help my chinese teacher wongsm key in all the chinese scores for her 3 classes, which took me around 2 hours plus plus. Then most of the chinese teachers were keying in the chinese scores for their classes. So when they saw wongsm suddenly having a helper to help her key in the scores, and due to the fact that everyone is rather pressured, so in the end everyone became crazy and start spasing. LITERALLY spasing, in the same fashion as classmates would talk about random jokes when bored with doing class work. Here is a few qutoes which I can still remember.
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wongsm: 我这边有范轶华岗文学二等奖。还有三等奖！
yeotc: hmph 我不和你比 (laugh)
*caojw walk past
caojw: 哇黄老师你雇佣童工帮你做事啊？
yeotc: 对呀黄老师你看大家那么羡慕你……有学生帮你干活
wongsm: eh, 我手可是改作业改到残废了
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*nancy tay walk past
*i ask her some excel stuff cus i converting scores
*she help me
*tan chin guan walk past
tancg: eh nancy 你在做什么？
nancy: 帮他啦
tancg: huh 为什么啊？
nancy: 因为他笨嘛。
*then tancg and nancy start joking about something like 肥可以吃减肥药 but 笨什么药都吃不了 to tease me o.o
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*then all the chinese teachers keying in chinese score
*then got one part got prob as in overall score should be 90 not 100
yeotc: 唉我的班的分数有问题
wongsm: 我三个班分数都有问题hor.
wangdk: (talk about something about converting to 100% then key in)
caojw: 不好意思我的班分数都没问题。
yeotc: 曹老师你给我走开！我现在要打人了！
*then yeotc drag wongsm with her downstairs to correct the chinese score. then when they come up
yeotc: 王老师分数已经改成90了
wangdk: 哎呀那我不是得从输入分数
yeotc: (laughter)
wangdk: 没关系还好我只有一个班。
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*wongsm give me food to eat.
wongsm: 范轶这是一些小点心你肚子饿的话就吃。
*yeotc also come and give me chocolate.
yeotc: 范轶我这边有巧克力。我当然不会是为了给你吃的然后叫你帮我输入分数的那种人。
wongsm: 杨老师！你这是什么意思。
yeotc: 没有我是说我不会这样子。
wongsm: 你这么说怎么像是要产生反效果。
me: 没有啦，杨老师是为了感谢我上次帮她在华岗文学奖的文章上写号码。mmm
yeotc: 对范轶说的没错。
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*wongsm got dragged downstairs by yeotc. before going down
wongsm: 曹老师你现在很闲hor,过来帮我监督范轶。因为学校不允许学生一个人在老师座位上。
caojw: 那我才不要，我不要被卷进来！(try to run away)
wongsm: (grab hold of her) 曹老师你不要跑，快帮我监督！
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*wongsm wan go toilet.
wongsm: 曹老师，再过来帮我监督！
caojw: 还要啊！小心我拿相机拍照啊！
me: 曹老师你拍照我会丢脸的。
caojw: 没关系这样黄老师更丢脸。
after a while
caojw: 怎么还没回来啊？我真的要拍照了
yeotc: 拍了发给dr hon。
me: 放上facebook
yeotc: (laughter)
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wongsm: 范轶，帮我写一封信给mrs har.
me: 什么信啊？
wongsm: 题目：要求延长交华文分数
me: err.我忘了怎么翻译。王老师！怎么翻译啊？
wangdk: (talk about some stuff)
wongsm: 范轶！你英文成绩多少？！
me: 我B4啦！还叫我写信。
wongsm: (laughter)
in the end I still manage to send an email to harhp on wongsm behalf. ZOMG IM PRETENDING TO BE A TEACHER AND SENDING EMAIL IM SO BAD.
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*then my sec 2 chinese teacher walk past, then that time wongsm went toilet then caojw sitting beside me to ensure i dun do funny stuff
teomh: 哎呀黄老师(referring to me)你怎么声音那么低沉啊？
me: 哎呀今天感冒嗓子不好。
teomh: eh 黄老师你的儿子呢？今天怎么不在啊？
me: err还在学校。
caojw: 他男扮女装。
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*caojw laptop scanning then she walk around cus nothing to do. then she walk beside wongsm and yeotc table and watch them.
wongsm: 曹老师你不要在这里晃来晃去(cus she already key in all the marks liao),很碍眼。
caojw: 不好意思我的班的分数全都输入好了
yeotc: 快回去！
*then they start talking about extra lesson
wongsm: 喂你说如果我明天拿childcare leave 怎么办？
me: 杨老师那你明天一个人去教6个班吧！
yeotc: 我才不要！秀媚如果你明天拿childcare leave一定要sms 我，这样我就去拿MC
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me: 杨老师现在我终于知道华文老师输入分数是多么的痛苦。
wongsm: mmm正确
me: 我要把它放到facebook 上面
yeotc: (laughter) 好我马上上去表扬你。
wongsm: 给他加主动学习分。
yeotc: 加一个！(laughter)
me: 黄老师给我华文总成绩加一分就行了！应用文加一分也可以。
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Get the level of excitement in the chinese section of the staff room?
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