Pokemon of the day - Metapod

So I shall begin on the Pokemon Trollathon event that will last for quite some time...hopefully.

Basically everyone who played Pokemon should know about this poor excuse of a pokemon. We all know that every single generation pokemon is plagued by the typical noob bug type pokemon that almost rarely make it to competitive gaming. To begin with, let's study the base stats of this cocoon of a pokemon:

hp: 50, pathetic for a cocoon. Hello? all the soft and fleshy stuff are supposed to be inside. all it looks so fat, you are supposed to be thicker.

atk: 20. ok that is acceptable...seeing that it's a cocoon after all.

def: 55. i do not accept this outrage. with crap description like 'steel-hard shell', anyone expects a higher defence. it already has crap atk and other stats, the defense should be buffed.

s.atk: 25. ironic. a cocoon with s.attack even higher than its attack. What does it attack with? Mental will while stuffed in a 'steel-hard shell'? hmm

s.def: 25. never expect much on s.defence anyway.

spd: 30. A COCOON CAN MOVE?????

Anyways, metapod is basically a crap pokemon with a rather useful ability (shed skin), I mean there are so many pokemon that can make good use of that ability and yet a cocoon has it. Metapod has absolutely no use at all, apart from using it like a troll by renaming it 'penis' while spamming harden for the lulz. Oh by the way, it can learn snore, which is totally nonsensical once again. How in the world can a cocoon snore? I don't even see a mouth anywhere. Speaking of mouth, it can learn bug bite, which obviously require a mouth or pincers or fillers or whatever opening required to actually 'bite'. So that's crap.