Today had another similarly lolzed day during Chinese, which is after IHC which is after chem practical.
So anyways, my Chinese teacher gave us some work to do and went to the toilet. Immediately, I took out my whole box of biscuits and start eating. Actually I did not even finish one when she returned. Then after she returned, I instantly stuff that one third piece of biscuit under my table and pretend to be innocently doing my homework. Was too scared to finish eating it because it's so crunchy and the class was so quiet, if I even bite a bit the crispy sound would fill the whole class.
However, managed to stuff it into my mouth when the teacher's back was turned and let my saliva soften it before I start chewing, no other alternative too bad. When I finished with that one biscuit which started all the trouble, I was licking the inside of my mouth when the Chinese teacher saw me doing it (the biscuit is already in my stomach by the way)
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teacher: 范轶，嘴巴张开来，啊……
me: 啊……
teacher: (see nothing inside as I've already swallowed it like two minutes ago) 噢没什么。
me: (laughing my head off, together with classmates sitting around me.)
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