Chain quote 1

YAY I started on a series of chain quotes made by myself. unless someone else said its his. anyways, here is the first invented quote of the day, based on a true story (lol it sounds like some horror movie or something)

1) When there is a group work, a) either no one is doing anything b) or only one person is doing
everything.
a) Either happens when everyone is expecting someone else to do it
b) Or happens when someone had the sense to realise a)

erhem. so going on to my point. it happens to me all the time, especially during this week's english ace project. it either nobody is doing it or someone has done it but did not tell anyone about it, which in either case fulfills what i said above. poor me sooner or later i will be the one doing the work since my whole group r a bunch of slackerzzz. so based on the calculations of murphey's law, the percentage of nobody doing anything on monday is around...OMCIGVEMCMCMGKSHVJFCMDZQ,JWHVN,X. OMFG I JUST REALISED A FEW OF MY GROUP MATES ARE NOT SLACKERS. yay that solved the failure problem. but then after calculating its around 30% chance that we will screw up. although quite a big sum but got hope.
oh well