Quotes of 2010

Rather late due to the fact that I was watching a rather ecchi anime (oops), known as B Gata H Kei. But I would do this post anyways, as a celebration for the already past 2010 in class 4S1. As some may have known, I carry around a notebook (which is a NUS exercise book) with codes written on the cover page together with 'private and confidential' (which of course made people want to read the contents more). What I record in this book is (at first) stuff that I observed everyday in school and my response to it, and after which (when I got very lazy) to record lol quotes from teachers and classmates. (occasionally myself) So here is the list of quotes collected. Names of teachers are nicknamed to protect their privacy.
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"It was a fun day at school today." - cw @ maths teacher @ ending class early
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"Some people believe that 2012 is the end of the world. What is your point of view based on science of sustainability?" - random student @ 2012 @ ISYF
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"(across the room) What element has the atomic mass 39?" - cw
"PO-TA-SSIUM" - me (random quote to show my mugness)
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"okai okai (at least pronounced that way)" - dk to quieten class down
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"And thus x equals to...."
(someone burps)
(maths teacher looks amazed)
"Sounds like a frog." - lee @cw burping
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"Don't make me digress...(digresses)" - nami
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(sneezes) "Oh excuse me, I think I'm allergic to cw." - go eat @ cw
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(to cw) "Can you stop torturing caleb. Caleb can you just chase him away? Why do you have to suffer in silence?" - go eat @ cw
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"This one is very easy, you don't need to remember." - go eat @ almost every bio topic
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"You mean you don't know what PSA is?!.....stupid boy." - nami @ cw
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"Mrs Tay we need to change our clothes..." - cw
"Change here lah. You think I never see naked men before meh?" - nami
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"Edmond, I can see from here that you are sleeping with your eyes open." - lee
"I'm trying to master the art." - edmond
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"Mrs sow, so lame!" - keith
"You lame lah teach so many times still don't know." - soapy
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"Oh yeah I forgot, where is chan wei?" - go eat
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"Why the class so quiet arh? Oh chan wei is not here." - go eat
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"You look at caleb's answer, which is quite close to mine, which means my answer also very good lah." - go eat
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"老师要爆炸了。" - swang commenting on laptop battery
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"老师中毒了。" - swang commenting on laptop
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"What's so funny about that?" - cw commenting on thamsy's 感人的故事
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"老师，不要动你的老鼠。" (random inappropriate sexual slang) - thamsy
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"I know that spastic man in North Korea is being spastic. Every one two days he plays as a madman, a stupid fool, you name it." - nami @ you know who
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"And because of these technology we have to do chinese reflection on newspaper articles." - fx @ ybxd
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"梦全" - lee @ mq's new name
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"Mrs Wong where are you going?" - me @ cherry preparing to leave class 1 period earlier
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"Is it counted?" - swang
"Of course. When I mark it of course it's counted." - cherry
"Scam one." - weixiang
(cherry looked shocked)
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"I'm very hot. No pun intended." - cherry
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"When you type MILF, the first link you don't see." - nami
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"(to caleb) Stop drawing arh...(looks) what are you drawing?...Eh quite nice eh. Stop drawing!" - go eat's comment on caleb during class which is almost animeish
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"你能看小他，但是不能小看他。" - cw @ marcus (actually i think the first part should be more appropriate if is 看他小)
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"But I thought..." - cw
"You thought wrongly." - dr tan's instant pwn
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"I didn't use the pen yet, it's still a virgin." - I'm a bad influence as usual
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"Please bring a long ruler, not a wrong ruler. And some people don't even have a ruler (looks at cw), that's why they drew curves. Linear Law (lor / lol)" - lee @ cw @ his epic curve for a linear law qn
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"For this question use sine rule. Remember arh, sine rule involves sine. Some people use sine rule drop the sine completely." - lee @ sine rule
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"If your answer does not have a ln, then it is wrong." - lee @ integrating partial fractions
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"Selfish pig!" cw @ songze for not uploading ppt on wikispace
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"If you behave yourself, I will tell you a story at the end of the lesson, but if any one of you misbehaves..." (everyone stares at cw) - cherry
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"Can I do question 6 (free question)?" - thamsy
"Yes, go do." - cherry
"I'm kidding!" - thamsy
"I'm not! Go!" - cherry
"...." - thamsy
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"擦一擦你的嘴巴。骗你的。" - wong @ edmond sleeping
"我也是陪你玩的。" - edmond
"谢谢你的合作。" - wong
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(wong jumps to reach the screen, class cheers)
"谢谢，谢谢。" - wong
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"Come bryan, let's stone her. (takes soccer ball keychain and aims)" - thamsy to bryan
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"I'll give you inside info on wednesday." - cherry
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"So much time and so little men." - cherry
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"Hello people of the left, we are talking about rights now." - cherry
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"IHC, must study arh? (laughs)" - soapy
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"That's so noble, teaching for God's sake." - lee
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"Mrs Goh are you glad to see me?" - cw
".....I have mixed feelings." - go eat
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"If you have common sense, you must apply it as much as possible in higher paper." - go eat.
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"I went to his house and slept in his room." - nami talking about lee
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That's all. Maybe you remember other quotes which I forgot to write down. Btw these are for pure enjoyment, no flames or whatever bad feelings. Happy new year again!