Quotes of 2 years

Ahhh it's a new year. Happy new year ppl. May all your wishes and desires come true this year :D
Anyways here's the quotes of 2011 and 2012, which I secretly and openly recorded throughout the years on my book.

Quotes of 2011

'Just cut it off lah, it's useless anyway.' - bx @ breast cancer

'There there.' chingy's (original, copyrighted) response

'I expected them to strip.' - chingy @ bus driver's strike

'时间飞到了天上，然后被雷劈死了。' - me @ time flies

'firetruck, pool cleaner, ice cream machine, tractor, air con.' - me @ rotom forms

(formation of H-bonds by water) DB(flat)F#AG (some sexy music)

'He has that sex face.' xy @ kerry

'Put your handphone back to your wallet.' Ms Tsang

'He (liow) was hugging it (teddy bear)' 'Oh shit I'm not going to hug it anymore.' - chingy @ teddy bear

'You are content if you eat food, you are content when you have shelter underneath your head.' - Mr Tan (underneath ur head)

'They (seniors) come in all shapes and sizes.' - chingy

'I read (manga) until question...' - chingy

'If I look stupid he looks dumb too.' - chingy @ thamsy

'sian fanyi as degenerated from confused to retarded :O' - gc @ me :(

'You know what's the secret? (of keeping young) It's not SKII, it's to give birth to two children. Then they will drive you crazy, you have to run after them, entertain them, you will be exercising all day.' Mrs Chua @ youth

'Tomato, lettuce, cheese. The perfect sandwich.' 'Who's in the middle?' 'Lettuce.' (SUDDEN REALISATION) 'OH MY GOD.' - thamsy & yj @ me

'Xiangyu is mine.' - edward

'Can we cross multiply...' 'No.' 'I didn't even finish my question :(' - Mr Yeow

'Are you confused? You look married.' - Mr Tan @ tk

(gc pwns Mr Yeow) 'Ok I'm awake now. Apparently I'm the sleeping one.'

'Oooh! That one is Jie Hui's, don't touch!!' chingy @ kerry pda jiaching

'Yes, oh my godddd (squeallll)' chingy @ yangcheng

'Ok I know that too, it's so disturbing.' - Ms Tsang @ Friday the song

'I dunno... I thought I was a girl too..' - chingy @ why she is not a girl

'There are creatures like that. Oh, did I just say that?' - Mrs Chua @ strict econs markers

'For example your neighbour grows corn, you grow chicken.' - Mrs Chua

'I kept a cockroach as a pet. I was desperate.' - Ms Tsang

'I like killing cockroach, but I don't like dissecting.' 'Technically dissecting a cockroach is killing it slowly.' 'Oh ok I love it.' - chingy

'Why would his heart pump faster if he sees something that he sees everyday?' jiaching @ jiehui's reaction to his chest hair

'Actually did you realise by now that your physics teacher is my husband?' 'HUH? WHAT? OH MY GOODNESS! HUHH? WHAT?' (chaos) - Mrs Chua @ 7D

'We were JC schoolmates.' 'AWWWWWW.' 'That's a bad example to discourage students from doing things other than your four H2s in JC.' - Mrs Chua

'Let's assume that baoxian is an average person, while fanyi is obviously not.' - Mrs Chua

'I'd rather be a mushroom.' - chingy @ fac princess

'Eh fanyi don't you dare drop me. If you drop me I'll just stick to the ground.' - chingy @ fac prince/princess activity

'She looks very young. Tell her that.' - Mr Tan @ Mrs Chua

'What is this? Carbon caesium chloride sodium chloride. See I can create a new compound just like that. Oh no why am I so lame today.' - thamsy @ random assembly of crystal lattice

'In some society in Africa, when the young reaches 16, instead of going NS, they go to the ant's nest. Oh I just thought of this myself.' - Mr Tan

'Eh, don't disturb lower life forms (mushroom).' 'What?' - Mr Tan @ chingy

'Turn them (people) into food.' 'Zong chen I expected that from Joshua, not you!' - Mrs Chua @ zcs solution to reduce population

'I think it's (bio prac) inside your bag, it's like so big.' - Ms Tsang

'(VERY LOVINGLY) jie hui, jie hui, jie hui, jie hui ...' 'EH FANYI DUN BLOCK.' - edward & bx @ jiaching & jiehui

'I shall give up on Joshua and move on.' - Ms Tsang

'You are almost as sick as me.' - kerry @ me

'You damn lame eh.' - xy

'I'm just on top of him.' - edward @ me

'There is 'nothing' between Jiehui and I.' - jiaching

'I guess I'm useless, no one ever listens to me.' - Ms Bobillier

'If you are 'I' then I'm autistic.' - jiehui @ kerry @ introvert

'Or you can refer to the Campbell .. eh where are all my books arh??' - Ms Tsang

'Ok, go do it.' 'HUH? What about your just say no?' - chingy @ Mrs Tan @ PW GPP

'It is friction less not frictionless.' - bx @ gas syringe

'I'm a firefighter by title.' - Mrs Chua

'Who 重色轻友?' 'You lah.' - bx & edward @ jiaching

'What sex face?' 'You lah.' - edward & xy @ kerry

'I see more nods on this side.' (nodding on other side) 'Nod only when you understand!' - Mrs Tan @ PI

'I love that, teach less learn more.' - Mr Tan

'If your friend is sleeping can you wake them up to draw the diagram? You are not being very friendly with them' - econs lecturer

'This is so lopesided, can you at least draw it cuter?' - chingy @ drawing of her as mushroom

'I'm your greatest obstruction to success.' - Mrs Tan

'But I like prac.' 'Because you slack mah.' - bx @ Ms Tsang

'I like Mr Tan.' - bx

'I want Ms Tsang. Eh shit! Later Ms Tsang see. Nevermind lah I think she knows I like her.' - bx

'Imagine they (Ngshua & Fooshua) are sick, how will that affect you?' 'They do not affect us.' 'I have obviously chosen the wrong people, everyone is ahppy when they are sick.' - Mrs Chua

'Got boyfriend fetch.' 'Creative answer, you will never know.' - Ms Tsang @ how she goes home

'I'm just kidding. No I'm just jealous.' - fooshua @ jiaching

'What way will Germany have a net surplus (of exports).' 'They export a lot of Jews.' 'NEXT!' - Mrs Chua

'Chingyee country.' 'Mushroom land!' 'Mushroom land is Super Mario what.' - Mr Tan

'If we put 'excellent' for everything can we get bonus marks for lecture test?' 'No Kerry, integrity!' - Mrs Chua @ kerry @ survey

'WHen you are a foetus in your womb... no I mean your mother's womb' - Mr Poh

'I shall break the bond between you.' - bx @ jiehui & jiaching

'Precaution: don't swallow the chemical.' 'What kind of lame precaution is that? Only fanyi does that.' - jiaching @ me

'Steam fly in your face.' 'Then your cornea drop off.' - zc & fooshua @ precautions

'There is no hot guy in our class. Oh I know, chingy' - bx

'Concentration of water in water is 0.9 *gasps*' - me

'I would rather have weird scandals with Jie Hui.' - jiaching

"'Do you believe in an alternate dimension that exist alongside ours?' What drugs have you all being eating?" - Mr Tan @ qn

'Awesome!' - jiaxi

'AWWWWWW' - bx's trademark response

'Do you think roads grow from soil?' - Mr Tan @ development

'Stop making your replication bubble.' - Ms Tsang @ blowing balloons

'GG all the way.' 'Can you please keep quiet I'm trying to listen.' - xy @ kerry

'(Jiehui asks a qn) Ok let's get someone to answer. Jiaching can you answer for Jiehui?' 'AWWWWW.' 'Eh what did I do?' 'You did something good.' (Jiehui face turns red) - chingy @ Ms Tsang

(looks at 7D family tree) 'This tree is weird.' - Ms Tsang

'Sec 1 to 4 I can do none. C1 I can do 8.' 'Because of girls right?' 'Because of guys.' - Dr Tan @ pull up

'I officially like Ms Tsang.. she's so nice.. she's nicer than Mr Poh.' - bx

'Esther I'm very disappointed with you, I didn't know you are that sick!' - jiaxi @ esther @ balloons

'How do you make a sperm?' 'Uhh it's called meiosis.' - esther @ jt @ balloon

'我发现了你就是一个萝莉控。' - xiaonan @ me

'Jiaxi can make sperms.' 'Yeah lor.' - bx @ jiaxi @ balloon

'Menquan is now a wet pussy. And thamsy wetted him.' - jiaching @ thamsy @ spray di water on mq

'Who is Kelvin Tan?' - thamsy

'Don't tell me you want Sirius.' 'No my crush in Harry Potter is Oliver Wood ok.' - bx

'Because on that day I will be registering my ROM.' 'AWWWWWWWW.' - 7D @ Mr Tan

'The prawn soup should taste very good. (tastes) TMD chicken smell too strong.' - ary @ prawn soup

'You know guys should eat more prawns, cus it's good for their erhem.' 'Oh no wonder the guys sit at one table cooking prawn soup lah' - bx @ jingyi

'Joker should not eat too many prawns, otherwise he becomes prawn cracker.' 'Then I can eat you.' - domi @ ary

'The prawns should leave inside and eat last.' 'Cus rayyan likes rock-solid stuff.' - me @ ary

'You all don't watch 爱? Losers.' - Mr Tan

'Mayb'e it is a trap for those who listen to them and not use the easy method. I shall not fall for your trap Cambridge.' - gc @ vectors

'Would you prefer mock meat or mushroom?' 'Of course mushroom lah.' 'I know you all prefer me, but it is disturbing.' - chingy

'Why not we don't get it back today, and spend the time playing hangman?' 'No.' - Ms Tsang @ bx @ class test

'She refused to accept my facebook request leh.' - bx @ Ms Tsang

'Ask for help if you need it.' 'Help!' - tk @ com problem

'I bet your com will not work if it is not something 变态.' - chingy @ my com

'I dont' have assets.' - jiaching

'Do you think you are going to appreciate unemployment?' 'Appreciate means we like it?' 'No!' - Mrs Chua @ fooshua @ unemployment

'Is this tutorial?' 'Yes.' 'Ok I dao you.' - gc @ ary @ maths tut

'See lah I lose mark to uphold the truth.' - gc @ HF conducts electricity

'Generally increasing.' 'Ok 1 point, what is the second point.' 'I'm content with 1 mark.' - fooshua @ Mrs Chua @ graphs

'Who's Deborah How?' 'The face damn white one.' 'JOSHUA FOO!' 'Is she pregnant?' 'She's a Miss.' 'She's not pregnant?!' 'I will tell her that you said that.' 'Does she have very fair complexion?' 'Yes, she puts on rather heavy make-up.' 'Like a geisha.' 'You can continue recording.' - Mrs Chua @ fooshua

'Seriously, xiangyu is cute.' - chowhui @ xy

'Oh you don't play Farmville? Losers!' - Mr Tan

'Homosexuality happens in jail.' 'This is the fallacy of idiocy.' - Mr Tan

'Yes Kerry.' 'You cannot always call from the same group.' 'You cannot always say the same answer.' - Mrs Tan

'Kerry, why you so noob, keep falling asleep.' - Mr Tan

'I don't know.. oh did you see that ant?' 'RED HERRING.' - 7D @ Ms Tsang

'Ok fanyi.' 'B.' 'B, baoxian issit.' 'Yeah.' 'AWWWWW.' - guy table

'Look at my face, serious ah!' (laughs) - Mrs Tan

'Cus I'll only be seeing you twice (next week).' 'Huh why?' 'Cus your GP tutor wants to have that lesson.' 'AWWWW.' - Mrs Tan @ PW class

'(desperately and longingly?) Where is Jia Wei?' - xy

'Are you waiting for jiaching?' 'No.' 'But we sang 'You Belong with Him' two times!' - bx & me @ jiehui

'Who has done your essays?' 'No one will ever do essays.' (hanwee raises hand) 'NO don't raise your hands.' - chingy

'I love Ms Tsang.' - bx

'I'm officially issueing you a challenge. The challenge is crash bio O and get scolded.' - bx

'You know which school Ms Tsang is from? You don't know? Do you know how old she is? You don't know?' - jiaching

'Baoxian is tormenting me enough ... nonono baoxian is very nice.' - jiaching

'Chenghao, why are you becoming naughty?' - Mrs Chua

'Fanyi I prefer your 小妹妹.' - jiaching

'Jiaching you proliferate with who?!' 'I proliferate with ... what the hell.' - jiaching @ edward

'Chingy it's not even gay porn why are you reading it?' - jiaxi @ chingy @ pokemon manga

'Maybe you will exist in an alternate reality.' 'Are you on drugs?' - Mr Tan @ tk

'You have error carried forward in physics because it shows that you have problem with your maths not your physics.' - Ms Yan @ why there is no error carried forward for maths

'Turtle.' 'Yes m'am.' 'You are very 欠扁 right now.' - chingy @ jiaxi

'I made such a funny pun. Oh my god I did it again.' - jiaxi @ my name

'How many of you have done your inflations tutorial? Wahh that's good there are two.' - Mrs Chua

'I love the lab.' - thamsy

'Why you wetting me? Thamsy likes to wet people.' - jiaching @ thamsy @ di water

'Triangular theory of love.' '三角恋！' ERHEM fanyi erhem.' 'wut.' - me

'Problem-solving? I have enough of PW.' - chingy

'Lucky esther never came back with a German accent.' - Dr Tan @ anni came back with an american accent

'You are not innocent, you are ignorant.' - chingy @ bx

'When you drop down you die.' - ary @ thamsy @ dropdown menu

'Poking is mine.' - domi

'You go to guys still ok.' - edward

'I love PW!' - chern yuen

'我是大叔控。' - xiaonan

'It's the guys who are moving about, chionging for the specific sites.' - Ms Tsang @ enzyme substrate analogy

'Wah, this primary five class.' - Mrs Tan @ 7D

'Pikachu h**ping Pikachu.' 'That will be such an electrifying experience.' - jiaching

'See jiaching did his tutorial, he's the model student.' 'Because he's the bio rep.' 'Xiangyu also did his.' 'Because he top in bio.' 'Jiehui also did his.' 'Uh cus he's jiaching's wife.' 'Hanwee did too.' 'Because he's a mugger.' 'See Huiqi did also.' 'Uh you can see the pattern.' - bio tut

'Oh yeah horh L is current, I remember now.' - bx @ L representing current

'Benzene is 苯, 竹子头下面一个本, oh shi that's 笨.' - me

'Why all the smart people live at Chua Chu Kang?' 'I dun live there.' - xy @ chingy

'Playfulness is one of my strengths.' - Mrs Chua

'Chingyi 你还少一个。' 'HUH我全部都切了！' - chingy @ oxidative cleavage

'NYANI?!' - fx

'I don't like Maths.' - gc

'Fanyi, stop it, I'm pure. Even though I'm horny cus I just played with my wife.' - edward @ his viola

'Did you jizz on your wife.' 'No I never reach climax yet.' - edward @ his viola

'I want to remain pure and innocent.' - jiaching

'How about five parliament members and your mom?' 'Oh parliament members not important.' - 7D @ Mr Tan @ trolley problem

'I like to play war games, such as counterstrike.' 'No wonder so violent.' kerry @ Ms Tsang

'I'll marry KOI. It's sweet and chewy.' 'But it's not a rock.' 'Aiyah got rock get rock, got KOI get KOI lor.' - chingy

'切这里，切那里，切切切。' - chingy @ oxidative cleavage

'I'm going to taint your mind, fill it with so much stuff that you will regret it.' - chingy @ huimin

'You want do practical?' - domi @ erhem

'If you suddenly hear a girl scream it must be fanyi' - wabo

'SL. Service learning. Who service who?' - jiaching

'Jiaching is the best.' - jiaxi

'GP is the time for relaxing.' - Mrs Lee

'Why are you all sitting together? This looks dubious.' - Ms Tsang before class test

'I can reach it (top of screen) ok.' 'Are you sure?' - Ms Tsang @ xy

'Can you give us hints for promos?' 'First hint is it is not easy. Second you must study hard. Thidly you must study very hard.' - Ms Tsang

'What's your surname again?' 'Cao.' - kerry

'龟头小男孩.' - kerry @ xy

'Fanyi's scream is worse than a girl.' - domi

'The hot cleavage thing.' - domi @ oxidative cleavage

(bx appears to look at xy) '谁可以resist.' - xy

'My hair is very stiff, just like ... ' (looks down) - xy

'I heard my name. 谁在叫那么好听的名字.' - xy

'I used to be straight until I came to this class.' - edward

'Ah!' Joshua don't bully xiangyu, pick someone of your own size.' 'Don't have.' 'Ah!' 'Xiangyu you also don't bully joshua, pick someone of your own size.' 'Don't have.' - xy & ngshua @ Ms Tsang

'Joshua you should copy down the answer.' 'I'll borrow later.' 'How are you sure he'll lend?' 'I'll borrow this (xy's)' 'How are you sure he'll lend?' 'Then I'll steal.' - ngshua @ Ms Tsang

'Who's your favourite couple in this class?' 'But I don't know any couple in this class.' 'There's Jiehui and Jiaching only.' - bx @ Ms Tsang

'I have sex with him every night, but I wear a condom and he doesn't, so who has it? (STI)' 'Depends on which hole you talking about.' - domi @ johnny

'你的华文成绩都是泡老师泡出来的。' - fx @ me

'Kerry you're supposed to do your PW not do Jiaching.' - zc @ kerry

'Why you forever so cool Jiaching, I want to be like you.' - edward

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Quotes of 2012

'I don't like lolis. No boobs, no ass, no waist also.' - chingy

(2pm) 'Did you just like, come back from lunch -.- or do you even eat lunch. Wait why are you up so early?' - gc @ me

'Kerry say something epic.' 'Something epic.' - kerry

'Joshua Ng, Joshua Foo. Is this how your econs teacher call you in class?' 'They are usually not called in class.' - 7D @ Mr Koh

'wat the fffff' 'lolllllll' 'wat the fffff' 'lollllll' 'wat the fffff...' - gc & me

'Caleb was drawing, then I confiscated his paper. It was actually very nice drawing.' - Mrs Foo. (reminds me of Mrs Goh)

'Are you bluffing me or something?' - Mrs Foo @ jiaching @ tchoukball cca

'I like honest, cheerful boys.' - Mrs Foo

'Lecture test? It's not counted.' - anni

'I thought you were 乖.' 'Ray yan was 乖 meh.' - anni & zhengxiang

'Who's Maclaurin ... stupid guy.' - bx

'How to spell Maclaurin?' - me (as I recorded the quote)

'When did she marry you, never seek approval.' - jiehui @ edward's wife

'So have I lost you comepletely?' 'Yes.' 'Then how do I bring you back?' 'Dismiss us.' - kerry @ Mr Koh

'When you have a personal voice I will let you know.' - Mr Sami

'We clapped finish before. Ok by Mr Poh's request we will clap again.' - jiawei

'This is ok right? I've seen worse of you.' - yuanzhi @ anni's photo

'If people show you horribly unglamorous photos of me, would you publish them?' 'Sure.' - esther @ anni

'This johnny .. this journey ah..' - Mr Poh

'Can you just hate me. Everytime you say you like me my heart sinks, it's so depressing.' - nerice @ puay ling

'You don't have to drive so fast.' - yy

'Jam, jam, jam, jam.' - yy (waste money on taxi fee)

'I will remember it for life.' - Mr Lau @ my Gee dance

'I throw you off the balcony.' - ary @ johnny

'Eee sadako.' - Mr Poh @ jiaweis ghost look

'Uh make many babies.' - fooshua @ success in life

'There are many explosions in the lab arh, very normal.' - Prof Chua @ distillation

'How is 'counterfeit' hentai?' 'Counterfeit boobs.' - chingy @ counterfeit

'Oh ya you're from my maths class.' - gc

'Or do you want AngryBird style?' - chingy @ cakesmash

'This is what people do during lectures.' - jingyi @ thamsy singing

'Do you have any comment about the table shown?' 'Cannot see.' - hanwee @ Mr Koh

‘If I ask you to do 1 essay per week as compared to 5 essays per week, by the end of the day which will let you write better essays?' 'One.'

'Can you rub it faster?' - Mrs Foo @ yeoshua @ whiteboard

'Phrased differently, just take note where it comes from.' - Mrs Foo

'I'm going to give you the worksheet and you can do it during your free time, so it's considered done.' - Dr Tan @ learning style worksheet

'Please pon lesson Mr Koh, please not come.' - kerry

'It's so difficult to conduct lesson with the JC1s so high.' 'Let's join them.' - tk @ Mr Koh

'我们哪一天把这个老师打一顿吧。' - xiaonan @ maths teacher

'Even Jiehui says you look quite cute.' - bx @ yvette

'I have good friends like Huang Bao Xian.' - jiehui

'你们很坏leh欺负女孩子。' - chingy @ bullying jiehui

'JC1 can end later it doesn't matter.' - chingy @ new timetable

(looks at soundtrack) 'Charming domi?!' - esther

'You're going somewhere? Ok just go. I'm sure there are some valid reasons.' - Mr Yee

'So far Joshua Ng in my eyes is still a good boy.' - Mrs Foo

'Org syn can pon, the prof say if you known already don't need to come.' 'Fanyi ponning everything.' 'I thought he still need to go?' 'Well if I were him I would pon everything.' 'Me too.' 'Me too, actually can take 2 H3 hor.' - zhengxiang & bx & gc

'What happens if you don't know how to spell his name? (Mark Zuckerberg)' 'Write it illegibly.' - xy @ Mr Sami

'She's back to full form. After 45 minutes finally she's back to full form.' - Mrs Sami @ esther

'Wake me up when she covers the notes.' - chingy

'Take, take! It's free! I give up.' - Mrs Foo (failed attempt to trade completed tutorial for answers)

'Don't worry they are only supposed to come in at 4. I've book blocked this already. Pretend that you're really paying attention.' - Mrs Foo

'I told them there are 60 people in this LT, if anyone comes in to check, just pretend half of them went to the toilet.' - Mrs Foo

'Joshua Ng, say, shall I be kind?' 'Yes.' - ngshua @ Mrs Foo @ early release

'All species evolve, except for one. A boy last year told me one species that won't evolve, anyone can guess what it is?' 'Pokemon.' 'Correct! It's pokemon! How did you know girl? Do you know the boy?' 'He's my brother.' - someone & Mrs Foo @ evolution

'Why ACS are more good looking?' 'Uh because they don't study as hard?' 'Huh you mean studying destroys your face?' - zc & chingy

'You asked me a question that gave me so many sleepless nights, then you say your forgot about it.' - Mr Koh

'A lab tech died after drinking the lab ethanol.' - Prof Chua

'Concentrated H2SO4, to us chemists we usually use it to wash glassware.' - Prof Chua

'Please do not whack someone shorter than you.' 'Cannot.' 'And stop molesting him as well, keep touching and groping.' - Mrs Foo @ xy and ngshua

'哈哈哈比我小。' *starez* '哈哈哈比我笨。' - gc @ me

'We are HCI students who follow ACS, sounds weird.' - Mr Sami

'I'd love to be forced to eat watermelon, so I don't know why is that inside.' - Dr Hon @ eating watermelon

'See you put your hand in your pocket, now your hand so wet.' 'Sounds wrong.' - domi @ me

'If you want kids certain positions are better. Real! Real! Not the hand stand thing.' - chingy

'If you break up with your boyfriend you will tell your good friends first right?' 'No I will tell my boyfriend.' - chingy @ esther

'Concentrate people, ignore the people outside. I think we have a zoo nearby.' - Mr Sami

'I've become pro at looking at..' 'Girls.' - jiaching @ kerry

'Never mind you can go to sleep then I cn take advantage of you.' - bx @ jiaxi

'I'm hungry! Oh wait I just ate I'm not hungry.' - chingy

'Holes please appear before me to fill you up.' - chingy

'If your friends not here share with them. Of course if your enemies not here tell them it's not important.' - Prof Chua @ oxymercuration

'Alkenes. What is the first word that comes into your mind when you see that?' 'Banana.' 'Hot cleavage.' - domi & me @ alkenes

'You know those people who make these kind of comments are secretly horny.' - edward @ all the quotes

'Only retards write in white pen.' - edward

'You is a retarded.' 'You then are retarded.' - ngshua @ xy

'Whenever there's this smile somehwre I feel very frightened.' - Mrs Foo

'Nothing is impossible for people from this class.' - Mrs Foo

'X..Z..Y. Aiya whatever, XYZ is easier to pronounce.' - Mrs Foo

'Roti means fold and prata means put in your pocket.' - johnny

'He's tickling my hole.' - thamsy

'How can we just do 2 MCQ and 1 structured in 1 hour? Maybe she would just talk to us about life.' - ngshua @ Mrs Foo

'Certain things I don't want to know.' - Mrs Foo @ GTXNH

'Edward's handwriting is not bad. Actually no.' - Mrs Foo

'I know some people are so thick-skinned that when you scold them they just *smiles*.' - Mrs Foo

'I won't dare to do them if I see them in the exam.' - Mr Koh @ econs bt qns

'But nobody has dinosaur mouth bra.' - chingy

'Can you stop passing the sweets around, short of passing it to me. Don't ask me if I want!' - Mrs Foo @ class passing sweets

'This is an outrage of modesty. I feel so naked without this.' - chingy @ kerry taking off her chain

'You can't carry for nuts.' - gc

'Then we should pick those who don't speak to speak up.' 'So who should I pick?' 'Ting Kai!' 'Huh you mean Ting Kai don't speak?' - Mr Koh

'I spent 3 months in Hwa Chong before going to St Andrew's. I was attracted by the tie, and then I regretted it for the rest of my JC life.' - Mr Koh

'You do not know why DMSO favours SN2? *gasps* That is blasphemy.' - gc @ me

'Walao can't stand those ... haxagons.' - gc @ Prof Chua's benzene ring

'Sing the batch song together as a class. Meanwhile, let me recall the Calvin cycle.' - wabo @ council election

'Are you ok?' 'What?' 'Why are you doing homework?' - chingy @ ngshua

'Why will I teach you something that is wrong? I must be mad. But I'm not mad, so it is not wrong.' - Mrs Foo

'Can I please rape you?' 'Why do you want to rape me?' 'Cus you turn me on.' 'I'm honoured but I'm not honoured.' 'It's like saying you're jiaching but you're not jiaching.' - censorz
'Name 10 hot guys in Hwa Chong.' '10?! Dude this is Hwa Chong!' - chingy @ esther

'You're going to Siberia, the middle of nowhere.' - Mrs Foo

'I've microwaved a hotdog until it's almost nothing.' - Prof Chua

'Hello Mr Sami will be late for a while.' 'YAY.' 'Oh no how sad.' - jiaxi & 7D

'What would make you all respond at the same time?' 'Joke.' - Mr Sami

'I scanned it illegally.' - Mrs Foo

'I have Campbell at home.' 'You are a nerd.' 'I asked for it on my birthday.' - esther & ngshua

'你怎么那么萎啊？难道你因为这样才叫炜博吗？' - dmy @ wabo

'I thought chrysanthemum tea was fizzy.' - benny

'KERRY CAO TIAN QIN.' 'I thought you only need to bring tutorial.' 'Do you know what does a dead duck look like? This morning I had a nice chat with Zong Chen, you will be next. But your talk will be different from his, we will talk about dead ducks.' - Mrs Foo @ kerry

'If I find the need to have extra lessons I will beg your CT to let me talk half of your CT.' 'Just take all.' - tk @ Mr Koh

'Don't worry it's a very easy test because I have no time to set.' - Prof Chua

'I miss Ms Tsang (whines) I want Ms Tsang.' - bx

'炜博你在跟哪个女的说话啊？' '男的啦。' '男的?!' - me @ wabo

'Your lab is 7.5%, two labs 15%. But as long as you turn up, and don't scold me or disrupt the lab assistant, you get 10%.' - Prof Chua

(looks at the quote book) 'Why is there 'charming' written upside down on the paper?' - Mr Koh

'(sighs) nothing is going in.' 'That sounds wrong.' - yy @ ryan

'Is chingy drawing hot guy again?' 'It's a girl!' 'Why no boobs?' - bx @ chingy

'My dear girl, what did we say about when you present the question?' 'Read out the answer?' 'No!' - Mrs Foo @ chingy

'If you were the marker, how would you grade chingyee?' 'Write so much of course full marks.' - bx @ Mrs Foo

'Future doctors and lawyers ... molesting each other.' - Mrs Foo @ kerry & xy

'National Geographics. Anything to do with it is good.' - Mrs Foo

'Apparently there's something called overmarking.' - Mr Sami

'He will ask you if you have anything personal that you want to tell him, such as homosexuality.' 'Did you tell him you're gay?' 'No!' 'Tell him the truth!' - jiehui @ jiaching (disclaimer: jiaching is not gay)

'From now on I'll eat breakfast every morning.' - thamsy

'Chingyee you sported a new hairstyle.' 'I feel asleep during the haircut, when I wake up it's like that.' - chingy @ Mr Koh

'No wonder hs is so high today, he's taking drugs.' - Mr Koh @ edward

'I've created 5 fires last year, the major one, the entire fume hood catch fire one. That's why I'm very good with fire extinguisher.' - Prof Chua

'打完姐姐打妹妹。' - qiyun @ satori & koishi

'Your body just got licked by his eyes like a lollipop.' - yy @ ryan

'Oh because you're so cute, when I look at your face, I just forget everything.' - bx @ esther

'Don't people get sick of doing it, it's damn sian.' - chingy @ s3x

'Suddenly everyone seems much cuter.' 'Are you ovulating?' - esther @ chingy

'Rrrrrrun. Rrrrrrrrrun. You should not walk in like it's a funeral procession.' - Mrs Foo

'I never intimidate my students so don't worry.' - Mrs Foo

'Thank you, you are my best friend. I don't have any friends, will you be my friend?' - edward

'When in doubt, just protonate something.' - Prof Chua @ mechanism

'Imines and enamines. Skip!' - Prof Chua

'Sometimes when I attend long meetings, when I want to leave, I just take out my handphone and pretend to talk. Then I go out long time never come back already.' - Prof Chua @ long meetings

'Reflux. I love reflux. Everytime I do reflux I just go for an one hour tea break. Then come back reflux again then I can go for tea break again.' - Prof Chua

'Your father and mother are coming right? (nods) We'll talk about negative influences.' - Mrs Foo @ jiehui

'Mr Koh, Jia Xi has something to tell you.' 'Huh? No Ting Kai has something to tell you.' 'Baoxian has something to tell you.' 'Xudi has something to tell you.' (Xudi points to Jia Xi) 'So am I supposed to be frightened?' - Mr Koh

'And I deproved by 3 marks!' 'Aww that's so worrying.' - bx @ esther @ gp

'If I see a pretty young lady, I may want to survey her. I mean I may want to conduct the survey on her.' - Mr Yeow @ quota sampling

'Don't bully my XY, because you know who he reports to. When I step on your foot ah, Kerry Cao, your bones will become disintegrated.' - Mrs Foo

'Now that I told you what will be tested, don't you dare say that I never tell you anything.' - Mr Koh

'Jingjian I think you are my only friend in this class. I talk then this gentleman says I'm not interesting, then the other lady says not to believe a word I said.' - Mr Koh

'Oh no don't redirect to me, I did not catch anything she said. The moment she said it's not for me I switched off immediately.' 'Now you know what we are in class.' - bx @ Mr Koh

'Chingy do you want to braid my hair?' 'Do I look like I have hair to braid?' - chingy @ esther

'How did you manage to tolerate him for so long?' 'Superhuman patience.' - esther @ ary @ me

'Question never say, don't waste time.' - Dr Tan

'Aiya 6 volts won't die one.' - zhengxun @ touching circuit with bare hands

'Archery guys!' 'Yeahhhhhh (squeals).' - chingy & jiaxi @ hawkeye

'She likes it rough, and she likes it hard' (smacks) - me @ chingy

'Girl, can you put down your leg, it's not very nice. I mean not your leg that's not very nice, but you putting your leg not very nice.' - Mr Yeow

'Jiaching is a handsome boy, Jiehui also.' - Mrs Foo

'我要向邢博那样，因为他是我的偶像。' - jnr @ xb

'A sand with two water.' - Mr Liw @ SiO2.2H2O

'Jia Qinnnnn.' - Mrs Foo @ jiaching 'Paralysed with fear.' - xy

'How about I just give you 56.80, then you and dominic go on a date together?' - wabo @ me

'You know why, cus what you wrote for blocks sucks.' - Mrs Foo

'I don't know how to explain la, cus too obvious already.' - Mr Li

(whines) 'I hate my uterus, it's super annoying.' - esther

'If I were a TV I would eat a lot and grow fat.' - ary

'You just missed something interesting. I hve five boyfriends and I married one of them.' - econs lecturer

'Just corn? What is it walking on? Europeon corn! Europeon corn borer walking on Europeon corn. Corny ah you all.' - Mrs Foo

'They look like blackheads. If you don't know what it looks like look at your nose.' - Mrs Foo @ europeon corn borer eggs

'Esther, have you rejected me?' 'Oh it's such a sunny day today.' - esther @ me

'Mrs Foo, will the fire drill be during bio?' 'Uh no. You must be joking!' - Mrs Foo

'In Singapore you should be happy that at least the traffic is moving.' - Mr Koh

'I've studied so much for econs, I've studied so much for econs, I've studied so much for econs...' - jiaxi @ econs

'Please do it on your own ah. Jiaqinn! Were you asking for help?' '..Yeah.' 'That is not a good boy, please do it yourself.' - Mrs Foo

'I'm married. Don't worry I'm not interested in you.' - Ms Teo @ xy & edward

'I'm no longer scared of teaching SMTP class.' - Ms Teo

'A cow is handsome ok.' 'Yeah it can sing mooooves like jagger.' - esther @ chingy

'Anyway you sit or you stand don't make a difference.' - Ms Teo @ xy

'My bag is a abit like the bermuda triangle in that once you put something in it never comes out.' - esther

'From now on I will not play basketball until after A levels.' 'Do you swear on it?' 'No I'm just joking.' - xy

'So who will be in charge of the task?' 'The HP class.' - jiaxi @ Mr Koh

'What is the simple explanation to this phenomenon?' 'You don't say.' - me @ Ms Bobillier @ increasing reducing power of halides

'You form an emotional bond with them, then they just leave you.' - esther @ favourite dying fictional character

(the epic scenario: esther and chingy crying over their favourite dead and dying character, with bx looking on with an incredulous look while I pretended nothing wrong has happened, while Dr Tan looks on with the 'fanyi did u do something' face.)

'You two are unbelievable.' - bx

'When I finish the book I'm just so sad, that I would just hug the book and cry to sleep.' - esther

'What happen if your favourite character in a book had a happy ending?' 'I'll cry anyway.' - esther

'What do you do full-time?' 'I sit at home and shake leg.' 'So you and your wife shake legs together? Just the legs?' - fooshua @ Mr Koh

'Ahhh GP. I'm going to get 22 for the next essay.' - esther

'I will always remember that smile.' - Mrs Foo @ jiaching

'I like punching Jiaching's boobs.' - kerry

'I call this the live firing squad.' - Mrs Foo @ 7D asking qns

'Later we evolve into a species where blowjob gets you pregnant then gg.' - censorz

'My class says '嘿' after every sentence.' 'Yeah my class also.' - jiehui & jiaching r from the same class

'Zongchen, you are a XY...' - Mrs Foo

'Jiaqinn! You always talk to other people don't talk to me.' - Mrs Foo

'It's called the Three Idiots. And when I watch it I'm reminded of three people from this class.' - Mrs Foo @ movie

'You just breathed a sigh of relief.' 'No I always breath hard.' - Mr Koh

'So what do I do? (moves to click postpone button)' 'AHHHH nonononono..' - Mr Koh @ postponing restart

'I think she should bring in National Advisory research committee on laboratory animal research. *stuns**laughs*' - chingy

'It's about a couple being separated, then somehow penguins come into the story.' - gc @ 牛郎织女

'I think you will love Chicago (uni), cus the people there think very..' 'Guailan.' - jiaxi @ Mr Koh @ tk

'If I were you I do not know whether I can be that driven, because I was never so poor in any subject.' - Mr Sami

'Are you not going to take it and run around?' - wabo @ domi @ toy plane

'I think now is not the right time to do the survey because you may jeopardise our bonuses next year.' - Mrs Foo @ bio survey

'Ripped jeans skin was showing.' - ngshua @ trousers

'See your shoe made of potato sacks, so cooool.' - zc @ kerry

'I like Kerry. His presence left an eternal impact in my life.' - jiaching

'I still think you like Jiehui.' 'It's good that way :)' - jiaching

'Girl are you sick? If you're sick I won't scold you. If you're not sick I'll scold you. I hate to see students sleeping under my nose, for this case above my nose.' - Mrs Foo

'Bonus. For those who are coming for the mock paper, we will give you the paper 3 and the answer of another school for free.' (cheering) - Mrs Foo

'And Jingting looks quite hot, and quite cute, and boobs very big.' - elias

'Guys let's make Dr Tan cry today.' - me

'Dr Tan says no hugs.' - kerry

'Who's gc?' 'His (my) best friend.' 'Is his best friend a girl?' 'No it's a guy.' 'Oh... (looks disappointed?)' - Mrs Foo

'Why you don't want to walk around and take photos with people?' 'Because I have no friends.' - yaoch @ me

'Cannot my left leg going to break already.' 'Break your right leg also, then can sit wheelchair.' '很 lame eh.' - domi @ rayray @ me