dont be a fanyi

This post shall be a very useful post, teaching people on how to identify a fanyi, and how to avoid being a fanyi so as to make the world a better place to live in.
First, we must define wat it means to be a fanyi. Basically a fanyi is a person who suits one or more of the following list of characteristics:
1. He is no life.
2. HE IS A MUGGER.
3. He is SSSSSSSSSSLOWWWWWWWW. Includes eating slow, writing slow, reading slow, reaction slow and stuff.
4. He flirts around with Chinese teachers.
5. He flirts around with his Chemistry teacher.
6. He is the Chinese teacher's pet.
7. He is the Chemistry teacher's pet.
8. He mugs the periodic table. As in literally memorised the elements from 1 to 88 skipping the lanthanides, cus He did not memorise them.
9. He mugs pokemon even more than the periodic table.
10. He has fetish for cute pokemons. GARDEVOIR AND MILOTIC.
11. HE ALWAYS WEAR A BLACK JACKET. (and names it his lab coat)
12. He has a special ability called 衰aura which causes anyone on his left to be affected and thus having immense bad luck as long as he remains on His left.
13. He checks whatever He doesn't know on wikipedia. (includes sexual slangs)
14. He shuffles decks and give everyone hax cards.
15. He performs illegal chemistry experiments at home.
16. He chlorinates his own toilet, and get poisoned in the progress.
17. His maths sucks.
18. His physics sucks even more.
19. He writes highly abstract chinese stories and poetry.
20. He is a bloody tanker. YES HE IS A TANKER.
21. Ironically He is also a slacker.
22. He is a loner.
23. He says random sick stuff randomly.
24. He is a slut. The meaning of fanyi is such that fanyi = slut.
25. He is stupid enough to taste his own chemicals.
26. He plays pokemon.
27. He plays dota, and sucks at it.
28. He gays with ppl.
29. He likes cute words.
30. He tells cold jokes and 自high at the jokes He told.
31. He feels that Touch My Body is the best song in the world.
32. He is a masochist.
33. But He does not like to be strangled.
34. He realised that the number of characteristics of a fanyi is equal to the number of people in his class. It's more of He made in on purpose.
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Now we know the characteristics of a fanyi, we must then know what are the defining characteristics. They are also known as points 1, 2, 3, 10, 11, 12, 14, 20, 24, 30, 31, 32. Oh that's a lot.
By the way, the number of defining characteristics is equal to his current register number.
DONT BE A FANYI RAWR.