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Random story:
One day, greed, lust, gluttony, pride, envy, wrath and sloth went to watch a soccer match.
Upon reaching the entrance to the stadium, they realised that they forgot to bring their tickets. Because greed was too busy counting his money,
lust was too busy seducing men,
gluttony was too busy eating,
pride was too proud to bother about the tickets,
envy was too busy being jealous with random people on the streets,
wrath was too busy throwing a tantrum
while sloth was too lazy to do anything. (they even have to pull sloth along because he's too lazy)
The guards at the entrance absolutely forbid them from entering unless they have a ticket, and thus each of them used their trait to lure the guards into letting them in.
Greed bribed them with wealth and was let in.
Lust seduced them with her erhem and was also let in.
Pride was too proud to bother about them and was still not allowed to go in.
Envy was too envious about the soccer players that he did not care about the guards. sour grape
Wrath managed to intimidate the guards with his, well, wrath.
Sloth was too lazy. He laid down and slept.
So Pride, Envy and Sloth were barred outside the stadium while the others were let in.
The end.
L2/2 - no link lol
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